Ever the master of understatement, something is telling George that Charlie Sheen is very vulnerable right now. Few would disagree with that, I don’t think; but even though he’s bat shit fucking crazy and has half-destroyed his mind and body with drugs (Charlie, not George), he still has a shed-load more followers than George.
So, what does a man have to do to get a million followers around these here interwebs?
One idea would be to tweet inappropriately about celebrities he’d like to fuck e.g. Justin Bieber. Yes, I know some will think that could be a bit of a stretch (pun intended). But hey – George likes ’em short.
Or even better, he could tweet inappropriately about celebrities he has fucked… like Elton e.g. “When Elton first showed me his cock, it put me right off my breakfast.”
No? Oh well, it was just a thought.
Anyway, you can read all of George’s tweets for yourself. If you look carefully, you’ll be able to work out what time he puts his iPhone down at night, and goes to sleep…