I notice that many people are coming to this blog, looking for new George Michael jokes, or new George Michael prison jokes. I don’t have any for you, I’m afraid (Update: actually, I do – please see the updated section below, and the comments – thanks to everyone that’s contributing). I can offer only a game of, “Guess The Headlines” in tomorrow’s papers – there’s lots of fodder in his back-catalog. For starters, there’s:
- George Go-Going To Jail
- George Loses His Freedom
- Prison Rap
Also there’s got to be something to do with him releasing a companion record to his hit Outside, called Inside. Or, how about, do you think George wanted his Freedom, or was he Praying For Time?
Anyway, I’m sure you – and the papers – can do better than the above. I look forward to seeing what they, and you, come up with…
My favourite contributed jokes so far are:
George Michael has been forced to give hands jobs to his fellow in-mates before having to make hot chocolate for them. He is currently working on a new single about his time inside called – Wank Me Off Before Your Cocoa
George Michael already made friends with his skinhead cellmate. They’re going to release a song called – Hairless Fister
Thanks to Kelly and Jay for contributing them!