In a series of shock interviews with British media (presumably to “promote” the December Song single, and the Live In London concert DVD) – including The Times, The Telegraph, The Big Issue, The Guardian ( have I missed any, or got any of those wrong? Never mind, it’s not important) – singer George Michael talks candidly sex, drugs and celebrities. Oh yeah. I’m not kidding. Get ready…
George will probably say, “I like drugs… blah blah… I like sex… blah blah… Fuck off Bono Hewson… blah blah… Fuck of Elton John… blah blah… I really love crack… blah blah blah… I really love cottaging… blah blah… I like a bit of everything (whatever that means – Ed.)… blah blah…”
The most shocking revelation will come when George will refuse, in any of these interviews, to say when the last time was that he had any crack (either male of female), leading readers to wonder whether he’s gone off sex.
Anyway, from what I’ve seen so far, it all looks absolutely fascinating. Whether it’s the interviewers who insist on going over the same old ground, time after time, or whether it’s George who likes to bang on about all this stuff, I really don’t know. Whoever’s responsible, though, needs to get past this crap because it got really old a really long time ago.
I’ll tell ya this for nothing… If I’m not interested in reading the same old shit yet again, you can be pretty sure no-one is! I mean – fuck – if this is the best that “Team Georgo” (a crack [too much crack for one day – Ed.] group of helpers, not makers, that includes Andy Stephens) can do in terms of print promotion then, in all honesty, I’ll have to take back what I said about the poor bastard taking a high-risk long shot on X-Factor. Better that, than this. Probably.
Please – someone change the fucking record already!