How should George Michael deal with this latest driving accident? Easy.
He must go on the next series of the BBC’s Top Gear and be the “Star In A Reasonably Priced Car“. He can do a light-hearted interview with Jeremy Clarkson and talk about cool cars he’s owned like his Aston Martins and now his Ferrari California; cars he’s totaled like his BMW Z4 and his Range Rover; and cars he’s had stolen – like his Aston, his S-Class Mercedes. So – lots of car stuff to cover. Then, Clarkson can make some of his trademarked jokes about prostitute-murdering lorry drivers, and George can agree and say he was only trying to do a public service by trying to take out a whole convoy of trucks. Then, we can see George’s lap in the cheap car – he can tell Clarkson that he’s doesn’t care about the lap time except that he wants to beat Geri Halliwell’s time. Then they can show some joke “out-takes” on laps where George falls asleep at the wheel.