Superstar singer, and newly-crowned King of Bling, George Michael, is debating the purchase of a 24 carat gold penis with diamond encrusted scrotum. The choice is between life-size models of his own genitals, and those of his Dallasite partner, Kenny Goss. The sculpture company offering this amazing service is part-owned by the well known Dragon’s Den Stars, Theo “Golden Cock” Paphitus and Deborah “Diamond Balls” Meaden.
George Michael said last night,
“To be perfectly honest, I’m in a bit of a dilemma about this. I’m really keen on getting a life-size gold and diamond-encrusted model of my genitals. They deserve to be made permanent. But the price I’ve been offered is a bit expensive. I mean – one million pounds! DoyouknowwhatImean?! They’ve told me that, because they’re so much smaller, I could get a model of Kenny’s done for fifty quid. So I’m thinking I might just go for those. I mean, I quite like them – they’re just like Michael Bublé’s, except smaller.”
News Source: [Remarkable’s Buzzin’ Blog]