First it was those idiotic cream-tea-eaters, Muse. Now it’s Radiohead. It seems that Thom Yorke of Radiohead has been nasty about George Michael. I have no idea what Yorke said, but I doubt it was anything particularly interesting. Why? Well, it turns out that Thom Yorke, like Muse, is a fucking scone-muncher.
This fact in itself speaks volumes about his sub-human levels of intelligence. Yorke was brought up near the world-renowned University city of Oxford; and yet he chose to go to Devon to study for a vapid degree in scone-munching.
The similarities between Muse and Yorke don’t end there. Yorke, like Muse, has what are some frankly idiotic views on life. While Muse believe in UFOs, Thom Yorke has an irrational phobia of cars… writings “songs” such as “Airbag“, “Killer Cars”, “Stupid Car” and “The Drunkk Machine”.
Will the world never be rid of scone-munchers like this? They’re starting to give clotted cream a bad name…
NB Radiohead fans should ignore this post. Firstly, you will do Thom Yorke and Radiotwat no favours by rushing to support your heroes; and secondly, I have zero interest in your “opinions”. Thank you in advance for your co-operation.