Pop is dead
Yes, pop is dead (or at the least, dying). So, to hedge his bets, singer George Michael is now selling teapots. George Michael told Teapot Sauce magazine, “2008 is shaping up to be a big year for me, teapot-wise.” You can get one now from his on-line store – they have just 21 of these in stock, so if you want to get yours, you’ll have to hurry. They’re really good”pourers”, according to George.
If a $300 teapot is out of your price range (or if you’re the kind of uncivilised person that puts the bag straight into the mug), you can get one of George’s special limited edition Long Live Teapots T-shirts for $20.