George Michael has decided it’s time. Time to reveal his warts…and everything else. In his forthcoming autobiography, entitled – Whispers, Cocks, Warts & All – George will describe them in lurid detail.
A source close to the publisher has revealed they are expecting George and his ghost-writer to produce a tome of Biblical proportions. The few chapter titles they’ve already announced as teasers seem to support that view:
- Chapter 1: Genesis – In The Beginning, I Was Gay
- Chapter 2: Exodus – Away from Bushey
- Chapter 4: Numbers – How I Always Knew I’d Sell 85M Records
- Chapter 8: Geri – Ginger & Me
- Chapter 14: Greeks – Is It Cos I Is Black?
- Chapter 15: 1. Heat – Elton’s First Letter to Heat Magazine
- Chapter 16: 2. Heat – George’s First Letter to Heat Magazine
- Chapter 17: Kenny – The Gospel According to Kenneth
- Chapter 22: Rude – Wanna See My Cock, Officer?
- Chapter 23: Insemination – The Impregnation of Geri Halliwell
- Chapter 30: Art – My Formaldehyde On Other’s Animals
Look for the book to hit she shelves around October. I’m wonder if George will have as many stories about Robbie, as Robbie had about George in his book?
[Source: The Bible]