Hi everyone, this is Whispers. I’m your guest blogger for this afternoon. You might remember me from my days at “No. 1 Magazine” in the 80s – I used to hang out wherever George did. I don’t do that anymore though. These days, for some reason, I seem to find myself wherever
Kenny Goss is.
Now, I’m not saying that what I’m about to say is true, and I’m not saying it’s going to happen – but when I got talking to Kenny and Geri Halliwell the other night at Scott’s (nice to have a bit of variation from The Ivy, and Caprice… or not) all they could talk about was Geri’s new talk show on ITV. Specifically, they were more than a bit excited about their plans to get George on the show – the first ever “George and Kenny” interview as a couple.
“I want us to be like the gay Peter and Jordan, or the gay Posh and Becks,” cooed Kenny.
“Do you think George will go out with me, if we spend a bit more time together. Do you think I should be wearing this transparent dress?” replied Geri, who clearly hadn’t been listening.
Of course, I told them that George knew all about their plan, and so had made his own plans to spend his summer out of the way in America. But I don’t think they understood.