Summer is here, and the mind of a popstar that’s about to play Wembley naturally turns to masturbation. And… if you think your garden isn’t overlooked, you might just be tempted to have a wank in your back garden, by the pool.
But Stop! Be careful!
In 2007, there’s really no such thing as “not overlooked”. All it takes is for Jack Bauer to ask Chloe to focus the satellite in the right place, and you’ll be caught with your pants down… literally.
Fortunately, George wasn’t masturbating when this photograph was taken, but he very easily might have been.
So, be careful out there people…