The Battle Of Wills Between George & The Court

It looks like there’s a battle of wills going on in the current George Michael court case, with George’s team refusing to agree to a date for his trial.  They claim that George is too busy.

Of course, the truth is – the court couldn’t care less about George’s “busy” schedule.  You can already see that the Magistrate is unimpressed.   I wonder how pissed off she’d have to be, for the following to happen…

Magistrate:  I’ve set a trial date. It’s Fri 8 June.

Lawyer: That’s not convenient, he needs to rehearse for his historic Wembley shows on the 9th and 10th.

Magistrate:  What Wembley shows?  

Lawyer:  You know perfectly well he’s playing Wembley this weekend.  You said so in the hearing in March.

Magistrate:  Oh really? I’m not aware of any shows happening at Wembley this weekend.

Lawyer:  Look – I can’t guarantee my client will turn up if you make the trial date Friday.

Magistrate: In that case, I will issue a warrant for his arrest, and he can spend the weekend in jail.

Lawyer:  OK. OK.  He’ll be there.

Cut to the trial on Friday morning…

George: Can we get this over with please?  I’m very busy.  I need to get to rehearsals.

Magistrate: Certainly…  Let me see… Oh yes… I find you guilty on all counts.  You will be fined £5,000, and sentenced to two days in jail.  Take him down.

Lawyer:  You can’t.  He is playing Wembley this weekend.

Magistrate: As I told you before –  I’m not aware of any shows happening at Wembley this weekend…

5 thoughts on “The Battle Of Wills Between George & The Court

  1. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. He’not stupid; he’s just stubborn. Give the magistrate a couple of good tickets to one of the shows!

  3. ROTFLMAO! Get George to do a free private gig for her and her cronies…he seems to be doing more and more of those lately!

  4. This whole thing is just going to drag on and on and on… oh joy. Not unlike the Winona Ryder Shoplifting saga here in the states.

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