So… I know George doesn’t like this… so, sorry George. But… I thought you all might be interested/amused by an e-mail that George Michael’s cousin, Andros Georgiou, allegedly sent out after George fired him from his company, Aegean. It stems from the time that Andros was selling a bunch of George’s private stuff on eBay: everything from personal clothing – Faith boots, I Want Your Sex jacket etc.; photos and unreleased videos for his singles and albums; right up to a tape of unreleased tracks from the much anticipated, but never to be released, albums – Listen Without Prejudice Volume 2 and Trojan Souls (not as exciting as you might think, well OK, a bit exciting, but seriously, you would be disappointed, I promise).
Anyway, Andros’s alleged e-mail is too fucking funny funny for words. I reproduce it here, complete with his trademarked, unique punctuation and grammar. Enjoy…
Here, is my new Business Web Site it is a Global
Distribution Music / Company. As you, know I worked for
George Michael for 20 years until he kicked me out on
my ass for no good reason I was running his company /
brilliantly dealing with companies like Sony Polydor
Universal AEGEAN CBS Hardback CBS Epic Sony AEGEAN to
mention all of them (twice).Me and my team have combined
20 years experience to make a New Global Business /
Music / New Type Of Company That Is Totally New for
the Music Industry using, The Internet.
I would like animal -nightlife to become the worlds
greatest meeting place for songwriters and artists JUST
LIKE YOU as well as working in TV/VIDEO/FILM and other
Well… I thought it was funny… A question for Andros: define “brilliantly”! LOL!