Yes, it’s been too long since Remarkable’s Buzzin’ Blog last held a competition. Well, we’re about to put that right. Right here. Right now.
Regular readers need to know that this competition is a little different to the previous ones – so pay attention! Today’s competition is a bit like the US TV gameshow Jeopardy. That is – I will supply the “answer”, you must supply the question.
Yes, it’s confusing. An example will make it clear though. So, if I gave the “answer” as – Shuttlecock. Then, to win the competition, your entry should read something like – What did George Michael used to stuff down his pants?
Get it? Great! Then here goes. The answer is:
Every 12 seconds
All competition entries either in the comments section; or by postal mail to:
Remarkable’s Buzzin Jeopardy Competition
c/o George Michael’s Dream Home
Please mark your competition entries with the code – GEORGEISSTILLLOADED in order to ensure they are sorted into the right pile. You wouldn’t want to miss out on the great prize of a chance to play the role of “Shirlie” in the shortly to be announced Wham! concert at Wembley Arena in December.
UPDATE: The competition is now closed. Congratulations go to Knobby, who had the correct answer: “How often does George Michael fall asleep?” Knobby, at your convenience (but at a time when George is out) please pop round to George’s dream home in London to pick up your prize of two labradors, one of which is a fully-qualified “butter dog”.