George Michael: My Life Gives Me A Boner

Thanks go to Yopa (and to George) today, for clearing up some bits in the lyrics that I did for the George Michael single, An Easier Affair. The lyrics I put up have been reproduced at lyrics web-sites all over the world, and I’m afraid they miss an important line.

I couldn’t tell what George was singing in his Sticks and Stones line, so left it out. However, the truth is now revealed. It seems that George is no longer content simply to tell us how happy he is. Now, he reveals that his life is so great, it gives him a permanent hard-on! LOL! Wow! That’s either some ego George has got… or one heeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of a life!

Be interesting to be a fly on a wall at the residence of Messrs Michael And Goss…

Kenny: Hey, George! What you doin’?

George: I’m watching EastEnders on TV. I’m enjoying it so much, I’ve got a boner!

Kenny: I see. Thanks for letting me know.

George: No problem! Later, I’ll be sharing my soup with Meg and Abbey. I hope I don’t cum in my pants!

Kenny: OK. I’m errrrrrr…. just off out for a bit. Don’t wait up!

George: Did you say, “up”? It sure is!

11 thoughts on “George Michael: My Life Gives Me A Boner

  1. Now this is really funny!!!
    I thought that ” the boners that I have, in my life” ment ” blunders” LMAO!!!

  2. Oh Remmy….given that I HATE the song…I’m going nowhere NEAR this topic! See you later!!๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Well, I guess his permanent hard-on explains why fastlove is all that he’s got on is mind. Is there medication for that? Remarkable, what exactly does a doctor do when you go into the emergency room with a Viagra erection that just won’t go away?

  4. They’re lyrics. Nothing more, nothing less. They’re playful, they’re certainly not meant in a literal way. I wouldn’t take it so seriously as some of you seem to do. Just my 2 cents.๐Ÿ™‚

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