It will be champagne and caviar all round tonight at the main London residence of George Michael and Kenny Goss, as they and their closest friends celebrate their union.
Amazing how the press have failed to pick up on what's going to be happening in Highgate today, what with being camped outside the house for the past month and all. Yes folks, investigative journalism is well and truly dead in the British tabloid press.
Kenny – mine's a pomegranate martini, if you're getting the drinks in. Cheers!
So, ladies and gentlemen, if I might have your attention… please charge your glasses… a toast. To George and Kenny!