Open Letter To George – With Parkinson Appearance In Doubt

Dear George,

If you're thinking you might need to pull out of recording the Parkinson show this week, because you're in hiding while the drugs are flushed out of your system, STOP! Simply order a BUTT WEDGE today, and all your problems will be over.

Butt Wedge

 

How does it work?  Simple! All you have to do is place the butt wedge between your butt cheeks (not internally). Then you're set – the system allows you to discreetly dispense a friend's clean urine at the correct temperature.

There's more info at http://www.passmydrugtest.com/

So… whatdyathink? Does it sound like a plan? I mean, it would be a shame to miss Parky! I'm pretty sure Andy Stephens would be your "friend", and give you a urine sample. I really don't think he minds giving his urine away, and I should know – after all, I've been taking the piss out of him for years😉

Anyways, hope to see you on TV on Sat.

Slurpy kisses,

Rem

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