From today's Mirror newspaper…
FAMILIES in a suburban street told last night how they watched in disbelief as George Michael allegedly pranged three parked cars – then drove away without telling their owners.
Witnesses who rushed from their houses yesterday morning after hearing a loud crash discovered the dishevelled ex-Wham singer sitting in his Range Rover staring at a dented grey Ford Fiesta.
He then started to drive away but hit the rear of a SECOND parked car, a white Peugeot 406. The impact sent the Peugeot shunting foward into the front of the THIRD stationary motor, a green Rover 218 that had been parked a few feet away.
The onlookers say they then saw 42- year-old George simply drive away without finding the cars' owners to exchange insurance details with them.
One witness to the bizarre 8am incident looked out of a window after hearing the first crash and saw a Range Rover disappearing down the street. Minutes later it returned, with George at the wheel.
The witness added: "The first thing I heard was a loud smash. I looked outside and saw a Range Rover driving off.
"When I went downstairs people were standing round in the street looking at a damaged car.
"That's when the Range Rover came back round and stopped.
"I spotted George Michael just sitting there, staring at us. He didn't look too good for that time on a Sunday morning.
"After a while he tried to move off but shunted into the back of a Peugeot.
"It scraped its wheels along the kerb and then smashed into the front of the green Rover. There was another almighty crash, then he just drove off again. It was really bizarre. No one could quite believe what they were seeing." A second witness had no doubt about the identity of the bearded figure behind the Range Rover's wheel
He said: "I instantly saw that it was George Michael. He just seemed to stare at some of the people standing there."
The incident took place at 8.10am on Easter Sunday morning in Hornsey Lane, North london. Looks like George hasn't sorted himself out yet, and hasn't learnt his lesson from the previous incident. Hope he's OK. There seems to be no doubt it was George. Last night George's blue Range Rover was parked outside his house – the front off-side lights were smashed and the bodywork was badly dented. Scrapings of white paint were visible on the car.
A blue Aston Martin DB7 has been seen parked next to George's blue Ranger Rover outside George's house today. Sounds like Andy Stephens has popped over to Highgate for an Easter Monday visit. I wonder if they're smoking spliffs? And if they are, I wonder where Mr Stephens is blowing the smoke?