Seems that George was slumped at the wheel of his car near Knightsbridge (apparently, he had just been visiting Coldplay singer, Chris Martin, and had been so completely bored by the experience that he fell asleep as soon as he got back in his car). When police were called, by a man wearing funny clothes and lots of make-up, they had a rummage through the car, and errr… surprisingly found some cannabis and GHB (liquid ectsasy). As a result, George was arrested.
Rumours that Mr Michael used what has come to be known as the “Boy George defence” of “I don’t know how that got there – lots of people drive my car, and ride in my car” are as yet unconfirmed. Also, unconfirmed are reports that George will shortly be releasing a double-A side new single, with two songs poking fun at the British police, entitled, “Let’s Go Driving”, and “Another Moment With You.”
At least he didn’t show his cock to the nice policemen this time😉 That’s progress!!
From Reuters: “George’s manager, Andy Stephens, and publicist, Connie Filipello could not be reached for comment – the lazy, clock-watching, 9-5ing fuckers.”
UPDATE: The Masked Shagger Is Still Active
A porn stash, sex toys… and a MASK, were found in the boot of the car. He was reportedly carrying this stuff to use at his interview for becoming a Liberal Democrat parliamentry candidate.
UPDATE: The Sun article is here – doesn’t make nice reading. Let’s hope he’s OK.
UPDATE: Watch a video about the arrest.
UPDATE: The news of the arrest just happens to co-incide with the announcement that George’s movie – “A Different Story” has just been given a UK-wide cinema release (see George’s official web-site for the news). Hmmmmmmmm…