Kenny Goss Spotted Singing To A Skull

"Another damn skull with a clown's nose? Where do you find this shit? For fuck's sake, put it in the trash. And stop murdering my songs!"

Friends and family of Dallasite Kenny Goss are becoming increasingly concerned by the socialite’s increasingly strange behavior.   Recently, Kenny was seen in an increasingly confused state, hanging around the skull with a clown’s nose, pictured above.   Seemingly increasingly agitated, Kenny was singing the following words softly to the skull…

I can’t stop but you know that I want to
I can’t stop don’t you know that I want you
I want you (more than ever)

So I do not dare to take you home

As of writing this, Goss’s spokeswoman has not returned our calls asking for comment.  Let’s hope this is not the reason why Kenny’s partner, singer George Michael, has had to pull out of a AIDS benefit performance in Dallas at short notice.  Sadly, we hear that Kenny’s skull fixation has already cost George a lifetime achievement award at the 2009 Brits.  Brit bosses think it best to steer clear of skulls for the time being.

[Source: Kenny Goss]

Kenny Goss, doing his best Christine Keeler impression, at home in Highland Park, Dallas. Two Damien Hirst works are on the wall. The floor is polished so that George can do his roller skating practice indoors if he wants.